Great Ideas for an Alaska Version – RedState

One of the more outstanding issues to come out of President Trump’s new, vigorous enforcement of immigration legal guidelines befell in Florida, with the amazingly fast construction of what has turn into recognized as the Alligator Alcatraz. This facility is out in the marshes, surrounded by water and, presumably, alligators. President Trump toured the ability with Governor Ron DeSantis, and it’s reportedly open for business.

Now, this leads to hypothesis as to where related services is likely to be situated. There are, after all, as many as 20 million people in the nation illegally at the second, and once detained, they’ve to be housed someplace until their repatriation flight. White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller, talking to Fox News’ Laura Ingraham, had a few concepts, but it was Laura Ingraham who recommended a potential facility in Alaska.

Fox News requested Alaska about opening an immigration detention middle related to the one in Florida:

“We don’t have alligators, but we have lots of bears.” 🤣pic.twitter.com/yczq0Perf3

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) July 2, 2025

The dialog had an fascinating facet be aware:

Mr. Miller says: (We) need to go to every Republican state, now of course in a sane nation Democrats would do it too, but they love illegals. They hate the Americans. We need every governor of a crimson state, if you are watching tonight, decide up the cellphone, call DHS, work with us, to construct services in your state so that we will get the illegals out, we will get the criminals out. And also very important, Laura, we need Congress to move the Big, Beautiful Bill, which accommodates the funding that ICE desperately wants to perform the mass deportation agenda.

Laura Ingraham: Now we reached out to different states, Stephen, and a lot of them are open to serving to. Alaska instructed us “we don’t have alligators, we have lots of bears.” However they are not conscious of any plans for an Alaska model of the “Bear Alcatraz.” So, Stephen, there’s excellent news there. 

Well, may now we have such a facility? The Florida one sure went up fast. As you readers may suspect, being located right here in the Great Land myself, I’ve a few concepts.

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One risk won’t be a Bear Alcatraz, but relatively, an Aleutian Alcatraz. We have an archipelago of islands, stretching from the tip of the Alaska Peninsula most of the way in which to Kamchatka, Russia, almost 1,200 miles. There are 14 giant volcanic islands in the chain, and over 50 smaller ones. These islands make up the efficient maritime border between the Pacific Ocean and the Bering Sea. Many of these little bits of rock are uninhabited. Why not construct a facility there? Escape can be not possible, as these islands are surrounded by the frigid waters of the northern Pacific and the Bering Sea. It can be cold, damp, and disagreeable, but during World War 2, we stationed troops there; if American troopers can hack the circumstances, then Tren de Aragua gangsters have no room to complain. No bears, though, in most of that chain.

Another risk can be a North Slope Alcatraz. There are bears in that nation, but bear in thoughts (hah) that huge apex predators are skinny on the ground, more so in that harsh setting. But, again, escape would not actually be an challenge; not from a facility that stands close to a small airstrip in a howling wilderness, surrounded by tundra. And, again, American oil and gasoline employees courageous those circumstances to produce American vitality, so, again, the Tren de Aragua and different gang members would have no motive to complain.

These are pipe goals, of course. Alaska is not a sensible location for such a facility; even from America’s Left Coast, it is a long flight up right here, and a for much longer flight to repatriate the goblins ICE is scooping up. There are far more sensible places, like Florida.

Even so, it is telling that the Trump administration has made enough progress in dealing with this disaster that administration members, like Stephen Miller, are relaxed enough to joke about it. 

What a distinction a president makes.

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