Inside Putins twisted theme park where children

A theme park in Russia has unveiled a new experience that would enable children to take a spin inside a nuclear weapon.

Located on Krestovsky Island in St.Petersburg, the theme park called Divo Ostrov announced the experience, which, opposite to perception, shouldn’t be a curler coaster but a missile that soars into the sky. The experience, initially called “the nut tree,” is described as the park’s “newest attraction.”

“One of the park’s newest attractions, the ‘Nut Tree’ attraction, has already opened. We invite guests to explore our new attraction,” the park’s web site states. “Experience the thrill of astronauts and naturalists as you soar beyond Earth’s atmosphere.”

“This is a great way to see familiar park sites from a new, unexpected perspective, experiencing the thrill of ascending on a space rocket,” the outline provides. “If you’re planning a visit to the park soon, be sure to include the ‘Nut Tree’ attraction on your itinerary. New heights await!”

It was later revealed that the attraction’s name had been changed during a competition, repainted in the colors of the Russian flag, and rechristened “Oreshnik,” after Vladimir Putin‘s deadliest missile, which is accountable for the chaos outdoors of Ukraine and the deaths of thousands. Images online show several people standing in line, waiting to pay $7.00 to ride the amusement park ride.

The giant missile-shaped structure, if not bad enough already, is comprised of four other “nukes” clustered around one giant one as participants are flung up into the air before coming straight back down to the ground. For those who aren’t quite up to date on the Russian leader’s arsenal, the Oreshnik is a medium-range hypersonic missile capable of traveling at 7,610mph, or, simply put, Mach 10.

One Oreshnik missile can deliver a payload of 1,200 to 1,500 kilos, with six warheads each carrying six submunitions. Putin used one of his Oreshniks to attack Bila Tserkva, located 56 miles south of the Ukrainian capital, last month, according to reports.

“They launched a nuclear missile without a nuclear warhead to scare us and the world. Idiots,” said Serhiy Sternenko, adviser to the Kyiv Defense Minister Mykhailo Fedorov, referring to the Oreshnik strike. President Volodymyr Zelensky condemned Putin’s actions as “insanity” and called on Ukrainians to seek shelter from the attacks, which left devastating scenes across Kyiv.

“This conflict must be ended – peace is needed, not missiles to fulfill the sick ambitions of one particular person,” he demanded. Meanwhile, NATO scrambled fighter jets in Poland in response to the massive Russian offensive, which involved Tu-95MS nuclear-capable bombers, over 50 missiles, and 700 drones.

Meanwhile, NATO scrambled fighter jets in Poland in response to the massive Russian offensive, which involved Tu-95MS nuclear-capable bombers, over 50 missiles, and 700 drones. The assault, which resulted in casualties both dead and injured, appeared to be a retaliatory strike that Putin had threatened following the deaths of at least 12 students, primarily female, in a Luhansk college dormitory, according to Russian sources.

Ukraine maintained it had struck a military installation “whose personnel often perform strikes against civilians and civilian infrastructure in Ukraine.” All districts of Kyiv have been focused in the in a single day operation after Western intelligence companies, echoed by Zelensky