Hilarious Responses From Other Brands After Large

If I have been to rank my top 5 sweet bars, KitKat bars could be someplace in there, along with Twix, the 100 Grand bars, the nice ol’ long-established Hershey milk chocolate bars, and my all-time favourite (and one that is not made anymore), the tasty Marathon bars.

KitKat celebrated its ninetieth anniversary in 2025 and has a fairly neat historical past, according to its official bio. 

“In 1935, a heartwarming treat named ‘Rowntree’s Chocolate Crisp’ hit the shelves in stores around the United Kingdom,” they word. “Fast forward to now, and we all know and love it as Nestle KitKat. This somewhat simple name was derived from the Kit Kat Club, an exclusive 18th-century club for the elite in London.”

They added that “The name was chosen to add a hint of sophistication and grandness to this sweet and smooth snack.”

One of the stranger tales to come out over the last few days occurs to contain KitKat bars, and how a number of hundred thousand of them have been apparently stolen in Europe in what is being called a “chocolate heist.”

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Here is what’s alleged to have occurred:

KitKat, owned by Swiss food giant Nestle, told AFP on Saturday that “a truck transporting 413,793 units of its new chocolate range has been stolen during transit in Europe.” The cargo disappeared last week while heading between manufacturing and distribution areas, the company said.

“We’ve always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat,” a spokesperson told AFP, referring to its well-known catchphrase. “But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

The company said the stolen truck had left a manufacturing unit in central Italy and was making its manner to Poland when it was stolen, including that “the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for.”

The bars have been reportedly the Formula 1-shaped model of the favored sweet.

.@Nestle said in a formal press release over the weekend that it had 12 tons of its new Formula 1 car-shaped @KitKat goodies go lacking in an obvious heist in Europe. pic.twitter.com/OkUmCjj1xR

— Adam Stern (@A_S12) March 30, 2026

KitKat also responded on X by claiming that “supply is not affected” by the heist:

Regarding current press coverage pic.twitter.com/Huh4EnFV2J

— KITKAT (@KITKAT) March 29, 2026

Humorously, a number of other manufacturers, some of them food-related, had ideas, including chains right here in the U.S. and Europe:

pic.twitter.com/KhZBEnf6Ws

— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) March 30, 2026

“Bad time to roll out our Kit Kat pancakes huh,” Denny’s also quipped in another tweet.

pic.twitter.com/CFdq5oOJTa

— Domino’s Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) March 30, 2026

This McDonald’s – France tweet, roughly translated, states “we still have some KitKat left if you need it.”

il nous reste du KitKat, si jamais. pic.twitter.com/MbLzzNrovE

— McDonald’s France (@McDonaldsFrance) March 30, 2026

DoorDash also received in on the motion:

for legal causes this is a joke pic.twitter.com/wYxfizxbMx

— DoorDash (@DoorDash) March 30, 2026

The Crumbl Cookies X account made some people salivate with how it responded:

https://t.co/XJB50vWAxk pic.twitter.com/G2HX5kmSIA

— Crumbl (@crumbl) March 30, 2026

Tampa International also had some enjoyable with it:

https://t.co/U8USI6nJ7l pic.twitter.com/NykPSD4E9o

— Tampa International Airport ✈️ (@FlyTPA) March 30, 2026

As did the Greensboro Police Department, which has a actually enjoyable X web page that is value a comply with:

Thinking of you during this tough time. ❤️@KITKAT pic.twitter.com/aWQPCbzlk6

— Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) March 30, 2026

The Charlotte Football (Soccer) Club also chimed in:

https://t.co/iqZv969ahd pic.twitter.com/fOfwcyrkba

— Charlotte FC (@CharlotteFC) March 30, 2026

My thought bubble is that perhaps since these issues are formed like a Formula 1 car, perhaps they… sped off on their own accord?

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