Kang’s Coretta, Kattastrophic Khaos &…
BEST BOSSIP headlines of 2024!
2024 was a hilariously messy mishmash of mayhem that may be traced on to Katt Williams opening a sinister portal of hate during his now-legendary look on Shannon Sharpe‘s fashionable Club Shay Shay podcast.
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In what will probably be remembered as a year-defining nexus occasion, the record-setting show blew up the web whereas setting the tone for an endlessly chaotic 12 months on solely the FOURTH day of 2024.
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Check it out beneath in the event you lived underneath a rock this 12 months or simply arrived on Earth right now:
At this level, we’re begging Katt to close the portal and restore some semblance of good within the universe earlier than it’s too late!
Overall, 2024 was a charcuterie platter of WTFery that additionally gave us a deliciously messy battle between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, Diddy getting hit with lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit whereas locked up on federal intercourse trafficking fees, Kang frolicking round together with his Coretta, and Glenn Close turning into even more iconic together with her hilariously unhinged efficiency in The Deliverance.
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Back in September, social media spiraled into hysterics over Close’s brilliantly bonkers efficiency because the wig-wearing, Black man-loving, cigarette-smoking, du-rag-wearing Alberta n the midst of familial chaos.
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“For me it was a real journey finding Alberta and I was so led into that journey and through that journey by Lee [Daniels] who had such a strong idea in his head,” Close recalled in an interview with BOSSIP.
“He kept saying to me, ‘Every Black person knows somebody like Alberta, not every white person does but every Black person does,’ and so I said, ‘OK I’m gonna totally trust you and you lead me into her.’ I found her when I found that incredible freedom of feeling that whatever I put in my body is only to make me sexy, and I feel sexy all the time, that was kind of a new thought for me.”
Oh yes, it was fairly the HOOT that blessed us with one of probably the most cackle-worthy moments of 2024 and past.
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