Silly Titanic, Celine Dion spoof finally sets…

Theater review

TITANIQUE

1 hour and 40 minutes, with no intermission. At the St. James Theatre, 246 W. forty fourth St.

The unusual and scrappy voyage of “Titanique,” the feel-great musical-comedy sendup of the film “Titanic” and singer Celine Dion, has been a marvel to behold. And fairly arduous to imagine.

If the RMS Titanic was the most important vessel of its time and thought to be unsinkable, “Titanique,” which opened on Broadway Sunday night time, began out as a wood rowboat with a single paddle.

Its first sizable-ish manufacturing was in 2022 at the Asylum in Chelsea — mainly a broom closet beneath a shuttered Gristedes.

Back then, I went on a lark and left on a high. “Titanique” was the only show in New York that precisely read the room. After theaters reopened in 2021, most musicals skewed critical. But the loud refrain of laughter under that grocery store was frankly disturbing.

“Titanique” was sized up and moved to a bigger off-Broadway venue, where it ran practically three years. And then she embarked on the craziest cruise ship route ever: London, Sydney, Paris, São Paulo, Chicago, Toronto and Montreal.

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And now “Titanique” has finally arrived on Broadway.

Was it clean crusing?

The forged of “Titanique” performing at the St. James Theatre on Broadway. Evan Zimmerman

I can’t say the humongous St. James Theatre, which fits hardly any show, is my favourite port of call. Nobody can argue that its distancing measurement is an asset to a musical that thrives on a dirty-little-secret power. And actors dashing 10 ft to the wings doesn’t swimsuit a staging packed with rapid-fire gags. Its new set of metallic platforms and beams is more live performance tour than comedy hour.

Yet the unhinged underdog retains its important charms.

There’s Celine’s hit songs, such as “My Heart Will Go On” and “A New Day Has Come,” which have never had a devoted Broadway berth before.

Marla Mindelle portrays Celine Dion in the musical-comedy that options some of her greatest songs. Evan Zimmerman

The good and zippy e book by director Tye Blue, Marla Mindelle and Constantine Rousouli weaves those emotional and properly sung tunes into a well-told, consolidated model of James Cameron’s “Titanic” that’s also hilarious.

And with a Bugs Bunny mind that ought to be studied by scientists, Mindelle, taking part in Celine Dion as an omnipresent narrator, brings back one of the most memorable performances from any new musical in years.

The uninitiated is perhaps questioning how Dion, who sang the 1997 movie’s end-credits monitor, elements into the fictional 1912 story of Jack and Rose.

Melissa Barrera as Rose and John Riddle as Cal in “Titanique.” Evan Zimmerman

She’ll let you know! The musical begins when Celine crashes a Titanic Museum tour and declares that she was proper there on the boat to witness the drama.

“But Celine? That would make you 140 years old,” says the flummoxed information.

Responds the diva: “And you are confused because?”

“Titanique,” you see, banks not only on Dion’s music, but her out-there public persona. The logic is that the songstress is so assured, genuinely eccentric and, effectively, French Canadian, we’ll imagine something she says.

Constantine Rousouli and Melissa Barrera performing in “Titanique.” Evan Zimmerman

And as performed by Mindelle, we do. We actually do.

From there, Celine explains how engaged Rose (Melissa Barrera) met poor ravenous artist Jack (Rousouli) and embarked on a love affair that, in this telling, makes the viewers weep tears of hysterical pleasure.

“Titanique” blows up all those Oscar-winning characters into ridiculous and sometimes filthy cartoons.

Rose and Jack are a match made in a hair salon. She’s a naive cheerleader kind and Jack’s a useless fairly boy without a thought in his blond head. Silly Rousouli performs that up with “aw shucks” skips and winks.  

Rose’s imply fiancé Cal (the silky voiced John Riddle) is rendered a Manhattan Jafar who calls for the ship go quicker so he could make his hair appointment in SoHo.  

Meanwhile the boat’s bedazzled captain called, um, Victor Garber (Frankie Grande), has a different cause for pushing the velocity restrict. He’s driving dangerously to drive a pitstop on Fire Island.

Frankie Grande performs the boat’s captain Victor Garber. Evan Zimmerman

And of all the actors I’ve seen play Ruth, Rose’s frigid and scheming mom, Jim Parsons is the most simply savage, if not the most excessive. His trusty Sheldon voice sure does lend itself to venomous putdowns.  

As their hearts go on and on, songs are humorously and abruptly dropped in a la “Mamma Mia!” During the lovebirds’ first encounter, they duet on “Taking Chances.” When Jack paints Rose like one of his French ladies, Celine croons “Because You Loved Me.”

Canadian chanteuse Deborah Cox excitedly belts “All By Myself” as she’s on the lifeboat. And she and Mindelle wail “Tell Him” to clarify to Rose how to have intercourse with the help of a stuffed eggplant.

And taking part in the Iceberg is British actor Layton Williams. Yes, one of the creators’ more 3 a.m. concepts is having the Iceberg come to life in the shape of Tina Turner to sing “River Deep Mountain High.” Williams is a smash, and this time the viewers cheers the Iceberg.  

The whole forged is in ship form. However, “Titanique”’s raison dêtre, as it always has been, is Mindelle’s superb Celine. Yes, it’s a wacky and detailed impression, but what actually makes the efficiency work is that Mindelle and Dion have a mutual insanity to them. Deux pois in a pod. Behind the actress’ “Bon jour! Ca va?” mimicry is an unexpectedly natural and relaxed efficiency because the goofiness is just as a lot hers as it’s Dion’s. She’s sensational.    

You enter a fan of Celine, you allow a fan of Marla.

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