Guy Ritchie is stuck making the same damn movie…

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IN THE GREY

Running time: 97 minutes. Rated R (violence, language and a inappropriate reference). In theaters.

During “In the Grey,” underworld characters call each other “clever” so many instances that the viewer begins to marvel if these trigger-happy people, as properly as the man who wrote their repetitive strains, actually are intelligent at all. 

Their restricted vocabularies wouldn’t counsel as a lot.

Dare I say they all sound like idiots?

That man with the uninspired pen is, of course, the man accountable for “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” — Guy Ritchie, the British author and director who’s loved a profession resurgence thanks to entertaining crime thrillers.

“The Gentlemen” was his best, “Wrath of Man” and “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” have been enjoyable and I’d slightly not speak about “Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre.”

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With “In the Grey,” Ritchie has stalled out. While he’s made a handsome movie with a sizzling forged, the palm trees and parallel bone constructions only get you so far. I’m sure Eiza González, Henry Cavill, Jake Gyllenhaal all had a fabulous month in sunny Tenerife, but becoming a member of them in turning on their out-of-office e-mail replies are plot surprises and cinematic thrills.

There is not a second of “Grey” that isn’t completely predictable. You’ve seen every body before, and completed a lot better.

Yes, the “Mission: Impossible” and James Bond movies are also variations on a well-worn theme. There’s no need to reinvent the shootout. But those all at least attempt, with escalating stunts, results and surroundings, to outdo what got here before them. Richie reduces, reuses, recycles.  

And that doesn’t equal pleasure. The movie begins with about an hour of talky desk setting before any vital motion occurs, which in the end isn’t explosive enough to justify the prolonged run-up to a bit of gunfire and a few bombed buildings.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Henry Cavill and Eiza González are on a mission in “In the Grey.” Black Bear Pictures

The movie’s damp squib of a battle? An unpaid loan.

González performs an Olivia Pope kind named Rachel Wild, a high-end debt collector and the smartest individual in any room. This description strains credulity a tad because the actress can’t believably say a phrase of the overwritten legalese and finance fantastic print she’s given.

She’s like if I commentated on a hockey sport. He’s hit the puck!

Rachel’s latest gig is retrieving $1 billion that was loaned to Salazar, a generic sleazebag vaguely performed by Carlos Bardem, by a New York firm run by stuffy Bobby (a wasted Rosamund Pike). They need fee.

Sid (Cavill) and Bronco (Gyllenhaal) set up store on Salazar’s island. Black Bear Pictures

So Rachel’s muscular tissues, Sid (Cavill) and Bronco (Gyllenhaal), set up camp on Salazar’s not-quite-private island for a month to plan an elaborate mission of violence and autos to get the soiled job completed.

The title, which feels like a brooding Icelandic thriller novel, is in reference to Rachel’s fuzzy combine of legal and very unlawful business techniques. Yet it comes to describe most of what we expertise.

Sid and Bronco’s names, for occasion, would suggest they’re an animated duo. Not actually. Nor are they significantly imposing.

In the same manner the boss’ ramblings about shell firms and frozen belongings sound unconvincing, so too does Bronco’s risk that Salazar’s lawyer could have to wipe what’s left of his bodyguard “off the wall” if he fights him. Sure, Jake. 

OK, I still wouldn’t decide a combat with Superman.

The trio is wanting to get reimbursement on a $1 billion loan. Black Bear Pictures

Ritchie has the group clarify their multiphase scheme in windy narrations with montages — suppose “Oceans 11” — only they have an inclination to flip a simple story a lot into one thing more convoluted than it wants to be. Ritchie loves to crowd the screen with charts and lists like he’s directing “A Beautiful Mind.” 

And the group’s concepts are usually not all that artistic anyway. Hiding a getaway car in a cave, putting in a zipline over a gorge, placing spikes on the highway to blow out tires, duh.

When the remaining battle commences, pitting Rachel’s six males against Salazar’s 70-strong drive, the fight is largely sniper fire with huge distance between the shooters. Not many punches are thrown, and the bike and helicopter chases across the island are pedestrian.

Guy Ritchie retains repeating his outdated films to diminishing returns. Black Bear Pictures

Missing throughout is the humor. In his profession, Ritchie has gone full badass mode, a la “Wrath of Man,” and has leaned heavy on comedy, as in “The Gentlemen.” “In The Grey” is, properly, in the grey. The leads have some so-so jokes they don’t do a lot with, and their characters are bland. You long for Hugh Grant to burst in and impart some persona.

No such luck. The closest we come to some quirk is Cavill briefly pretending to be drunk while sporting a sombrero. !Ay caramba!

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