DJ Envy Only Realized He Was Supposed To Copiously…
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Y’all….how did we get right here?
DJ Envy is letting us in on a (smelly) secret that was most likely better left unsaid, explaining how his bathe habits modified with the help of his spouse, Gia Casey.
This dialog is introduced to you by the Tuesday, July 28, episode of The Breakfast Club. On the show, the crew mentioned a current video from Eric Benét, who posted a clip addressing males who imagine washing their behinds with cleaning soap and water makes them “gay,” saying they’re probably closeted. He also suggested those males to “wash your a** expeditiously.”
In response to this, DJ Envy admitted that he was once one of those males who didn’t observe correct hygiene. But, with the help of his (very affected person) spouse, he discovered how to correctly bathe himself.
“All right, confession confession. I tell too much up here—my wife hates it but it’s all good,” the radio host started. “So yes, I used to be the type of guy that didn’t ‘get up all in there.’ But I never thought about it. It’s not a conversation to have with the fellas at the barber shop when we out and about like, ‘Hey fellas, did you wash your ass?’”
He continued, “One day me and Gia—this [was] a long time ago, you know, we take showers with each other, we wash each other. And one day she got all in there, and I’m like ‘Whoa.’ And then I realized I’m supposed to wash my a** thoroughly and correctly. So ever since that I’m like, ‘I wash my a**.’ But you should get up all in there, you don’t want stinky a**.”
This is a 48-year-old man, by the best way.
After listening to that story, co-host Jess Hilarious teased Envy about his past oversight, asking if his spouse had to “detail” his bottom to take away “dingleberries and all the butt crust” and asking if his boxers used to be “crunchy at the end of the night time.”
That’s when Envy clarified that his briefs “are not crunchy anymore” because that was when he was youthful.
“Imagine how long before that happened she was really thinking about like really probably breaking up with you,” Hilarious joked. “That’s probably why she didn’t orgasm either.”
Charlamagne Tha God was in disbelief over the entire dialog, including: “I’ve never in my life heard this nonsense that y’all are speaking this morning…What’s the difference between washing your a** and masturbating?” he said. “If y’all think washing your a** is gay, what do y’all think masturbation [is]?”
Charlamagne went on to indulge us by detailing his own hygiene routine, which includes utilizing three separate washcloths for his physique, face, and non-public areas.
Glad we bought that all settled!
Check out some reactions to Envy’s reveal after the flip:
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