Florida Woman Threatens to Shoot Trump at Rally,

Often when we’re writing about the Sunshine State, the story is about the notorious “Florida Man” who’s performed one thing dumb. The time period turned a long-running joke after the nation had seen all too many headlines like “Florida Man Taunts Alligator, Alligator Wins,” or “Florida Man Shoots Self in Foot While Trying to Rob Elderly Lady.”

This time, however, we’re writing about a Florida lady who did one thing very, very dumb certainly on Thursday: she threatened to kill the president of the United States at Friday’s Daytona Beach midterm rally. She forgot about a few issues, though: 1) Law enforcement doesn’t care if you’re joking or not; if you threaten POTUS and if they discover you, you’re in hassle, and 2) she made her intention to commit violence in Florida, not in a soft-on-crime state like New York or California.

Bad transfer, according to Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood:

We will not be going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is studying that the exhausting approach. She posted this last night time and received a go to from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this… pic.twitter.com/m9vvBQhgI4

— Mike Chitwood (@SheriffChitwood) October 30, 2026

We will not be going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is studying that the exhausting approach. She posted this last night time and received a go to from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never harm anybody. Today she’s sitting in jail on costs of written threats to kill and illegal use of a communications machine. I might strongly advise anybody else pondering of posting a “joke” along these traces to suppose twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement companions to guarantee this presidential go to to Daytona Beach is a secure event for all who attend, and for our entire group.

Yes, she’s only 21, but that is previous enough to know that after the a number of assassination makes an attempt against Donald Trump (including one in Florida) and the homicide of Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, joking about killing the commander in chief isn’t just sick, it’s possible to get you into legal scorching water. 

And it ought to.

I’ve youngsters in that age vary, and if I’d raised them so poorly that they’d do one thing so idiotic, I’d slap them upside the top with a moist fish (an previous saying of my mother’s. Luckily she never had to do that to me).

When cops got here by to speak to Allison, she said she was joking and didn’t even own a Glock. That wasn’t enough to keep her out of jail, though, and now she’s behind bars dealing with costs of making written threats to kill or do bodily injury and utilizing a two-way communication machine to commit a felony.

Watch:

21-year-old Allison Albro posted on Instagram that she was going to the Trump rally in Daytona Beach “so I can sh*t him with my glock” and told people to “wish me luck.”

Cops confirmed up. She said it was “just a joke,” she doesn’t own a Glock. pic.twitter.com/IjUN84AlWx

— Brandon (@LibOrNormal) October 30, 2026

Weirdly, she’s reportedly a registered Republican, although she has also expressed anti-Trump sentiment before.

Listen, many younger people do and say silly issues, and many of us have discovered exhausting classes about penalties in our lives. Hopefully, Allison will come to some severe revelations about herself and grow a mind.

Joking about dreaming of assassinating anyone is just about never humorous.

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