Bride bans water bottles — guests nearly pass out…
Till death from dehydration do us half?
A bridezilla with a death grip on her marriage ceremony day “aesthetic” is getting roasted online after a Reddit post revealed she banned water bottles at her out of doors summer season nuptials — because they clashed with the vibe.
It was the massive second of her Pinterest goals — and her guests’ sweaty nightmares.
Guests have been left parched as the overheated bridezilla reportedly banned plastic and reusable bottles to keep her marriage ceremony pics wanting stylish. Pixel-Shot – stock.adobe.com
Temperatures hit a scorching 102°F, but the bride reportedly refused to permit plastic or reusable bottles at the ceremony, leaving guests to bake in the solar with nothing but cucumber-mint spritzers served in dainty glasses higher suited for Instagram than hydration.
“She apparently thought water bottles in photos would ruin the vibe,” the post, uploaded to r/weddingshaming on July 2 claimed — and yes, somebody virtually handed out during the vows.
Dubbed “The Thirst Games” by the individual who made the post, the painfully curated ceremony prioritized a particular aesthetic over pulse charges.
Guests, dressed in sweat-soaked linen and sunstroke-level blush tones, have been reportedly left begging for fundamental hydration.
The Redditor set the scene, writing, “The bride was super into minimalist Pinterest vibes, everything was beige, blush, and white. Like, painfully curated. No loud colors, no mismatched chairs, even the waiters had to wear off-white. It honestly looked like a lifestyle photoshoot, until you realized it was 102°F outside and we were all sweating through our linen outfits.”
Commenters didn’t maintain back, torching the desert-chic catastrophe prefer it was a bridal bonfire. dragonstock – stock.adobe.com
There was a single hydration station “after the ceremony,” the Redditor continued, “tucked in a corner with a staff member pouring chilled water into dainty glasses one at a time. The line was insane.”
One aged visitor had to be helped inside with indicators of heat exhaustion. The groom’s mom dared to take out a Hydro Flask — and was swiftly reprimanded by a horrified bride who “actually gasped” and despatched somebody to put it away. (Guess chrome steel isn’t “on-theme.”)
Commenters in the thread have been fast to drag the desert-chic debacle.
“Banning water bottles wouldn’t even cross my mind, not because it’s unreasonable, but because who the f—k even thinks of that,” one wrote.
Another added, “OMG she’s lucky she didn’t invite me and get treated to the aesthetic of a guest lying down on the ground with her feet propped up on a chair, while other guests run around calling emergency services.”
Someone else got here up with a potential repair for the concept of plastic bottles plaguing the bridezilla, writing, “Glass water bottles. They don’t mess with the color scheme. They’re in like half of the still life’s ever painted. It’s such an obvious solution for her stupid manufactured, self imposed problem and yet she almost killed her husband’s aunt instead.”
An further consumer agreed, “Bride was an idiot for not providing a pretty refillable water bottle to every guests as part of the aesthetic… plus it doubles as a favor.”
Think that’s peak bridezilla? Buckle up — it will get worse. The Post beforehand reported on brides who began GoFundMe pages for guests to add to. sharafmaksumov – stock.adobe.com
And if you assume this is as unreasonable and out of contact as bridezillas can get, assume again.
As The Post beforehand reported, one daring bride-to-be sparked online outrage after asking marriage ceremony guests to cough up $500 each for lodging — after claiming it was all coated.
According to one peeved Redditor, invitees have been initially informed they only needed to deal with their flights. But just two months before the massive day, a shock invoice landed in their inboxes.
If that weren’t enough, the couple also launched 5 separate GoFundMe pages for their honeymoon, each with a $10,000 purpose.
One visitor crunched the numbers and realized the couple would truly revenue off the venue — charging guests more than the property rental even prices.
The grifty newlyweds are half of a growing development of cash-hungry {couples} turning their “I do” into an “I invoice.”
Weddings aren’t low-cost — and with the average American “I do” topping $26K, many cash-strapped {couples} are now slapping guests with a cowl charge just to get in the door.
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