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Theater review
SMASH
Two hours and half-hour, with one intermission. At the Imperial Theatre, 249 West forty fifth Street.
“Let’s Be Bad” is a track from the Broadway musical “Smash.”
It can be the manufacturing’s motto.
The whole absence of style begins earlier than you even enter the theater, with the title emblazoned on the marquee.
Last I checked, the NBC TV sequence that impressed the rancid show that opened Thursday evening on the Imperial was canceled after two seasons as a result of critics and audiences rightly deserted it.
To call this system culty could be beneficiant. “Smash” is credited by some with popularizing the time period “hate-watch.”
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Now, twelve years later, a lot of the backstage drama’s artistic workforce has doubled-down on their failure and produced one thing far, far worse.
It’s onerous to guage whose selections are more misguided: these of the back-stabbing, wacky creators of “Bombshell,” the fictional musical comedy about Marilyn Monroe we see implode, or the very actual minds (Robert Greenblatt, Steven Spielberg, Susan Stroman) behind the catastrophe that’s “Smash.”
Robyn Hurder performs Ivy Lynn in “Smash” on Broadway. Matthew Murphy
For the few who noticed it on NBC — and for the even fewer who bear in mind any particulars — solely two characters return, and with altogether totally different and dumber storylines: Ivy Lynn (Robyn Hurder) and Karen (Caroline Bowman).
Ivy, performed memorably on TV by Megan Hilty, is an established main Broadway star who’s taking on the function of Marilyn in a bubbly comedy concerning the “Some Like It Hot” star known as “Bombshell.” You know, the celeb who endured abusive relationships and tragically died of an overdose at age 36? See above: Total absence of style.
Karen, Katharine McPhee on the tube, is her hard-working, well-liked understudy. She’s additionally married to the actor taking part in Joe DiMaggio (Casey Garvin), however that’s barely talked about.
From there, each new concept within the e book by Bob Martin ought to’ve been crumpled up and thrown over his shoulder.
In “Smash,” a group of actors and creatives are rehearsing a Marilyn Monroe bio-musical known as “Bombshell.” Matthew Murphy
Ivy hires a kooky performing coach named Susan (Kristine Nielsen), who attire like Igor from “Young Frankenstein,” and feeds her tablets to get her absolutely into character. Preposterously, Ivy begins to imagine she actually is Marilyn and turns into a drugged-up terror.
From the stress, Jerry (John Behlmann), one of the musical’s husband-and-wife co-writers, develops alcoholism. Three flasks fall out of his jacket. Hilarious!
The pompous director Nigel (Brooks Ashmanskas, giving the identical step-and-repeat efficiency he at all times does) begins creepily slobbering over a refrain boy — and in the long run, the show decides that it’s very candy.
Much of the show takes place in average rehearsal halls and dressing rooms. Matthew Murphy
Then, Act Two goes from doubtful to nonsensical. A buildup of more and more ludicrous problems and mockable detours makes the viewers quietly query the inspiring old credo “The show must go on.”
As does Stroman’s direction — hackneyed as ever — and, yes, the rating.
“Hairspray” duo Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman’s songs from the TV sequence, save for the rousing “Let Me Be Your Star,” all sound like “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” when carried out back to back fairly than over a months-long season. And they’re largely sung in a stripped-down rehearsal room.
The music is repetitive and unexciting, very similar to Joshua Bergasse’s choreography, which is neither humorous nor enjoyable.
The songs by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman are repetitive and unexciting. Matthew Murphy
Similarly indecisive, “Smash” is on the fence as as to if “Bombshell” is a good or unhealthy musical. That ought to have been motion merchandise No. 1.
For instance, within the sensible backstage farce “Noises Off,” the play-within-a-play, “Nothing On,” is horrible. That’s half of the joke. Same with “Springtime for Hitler” in “The Producers.”
“Bombshell,” nonetheless, comes off as, I dunno, mediocre? It’s implied that duo Jerry and his spouse Tracy (Krysta Rodriguez) are flop factories who lazily rip off tunes from their old, forgotten reveals, like “The Accidental Rabbi.”
But the one purpose “Smash” is on Broadway proper now’s as a result of Shaiman and Wittman’s songs from the sequence nonetheless have admirers.
Why, then, are the fictional composers depicted as unreliable hacks who no one appears to imagine in? It makes no sense. Nothing does.
Many characters aggressively compete for our consideration. Photo by © Paul Kolnik
“Let Me Be Your Star” could possibly be the manufacturing’s different motto. Every underbaked character aggressively competes for our consideration: a stern producer (Jacqueline B. Arnold), a Gen Z assistant (Nicholas Matos) and an missed affiliate choreographer (Bella Coppola), amongst others.
The viewers roots for one individual for about two minutes, after which goes back to furrowing their brows.
And nothing speaks to the wreckage more than the truth that the villains are an performing instructor and TikTook.
All evening, no person — together with Hurder and Bowman — stands out. They’re not allowed to. And the musical isn’t actually a tight ensemble piece, both. The messy materials forces the solid to mix into one banal blob, proficient although they’re.
“Smash” begins with Marilyn’s lyric: “Fade in on a girl.”
By curtain call, it sounds more like, “Fade out on a show.”
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