Thief snatched walrus penis from famed New Jersey…
This heist is really nuts!
A thief snatched a beloved vintage walrus penis bone from behind the bar at the famed Camden, NJ cheesesteak joint Donkey’s Place — and staffers are blubbering mad.
“She went to the back to do something else and then one dude stole it,” Lucas said. “We got his picture, but I don’t think he’s from around town.”
A bunch of three males who had been “drinking for hours” requested to see the walrus penis bone — and then one of them bolted with it, according to the bartender concerned. Facebook/Mia Panella
The bone is a good luck appeal at Donkey’s Place in Camden. Facebook/Mia Panella
Surveillance footage of the thief leaving with the bone. Facebook/Mia Panella
The walrus wiener has served as a dialog piece at the restaurant — which Anthony Bourdain once praised as the realm’s “best cheesesteak” spot — for years alongside other knickknacks like a megalodon tooth.
But on Jan. 30, a group of three males who had been “drinking for hours” requested to see the artifact — and then one of them bolted with it, according to the bartender concerned.
“I can’t even believe he did this… let’s find the guy who stole Donkey’s you-know-what,” she said in a TikTok post the next day.
The bar’s proprietor doesn’t need to press fees as long as the bone is returned. Facebook/Mia Panella
The post reveals the alleged bone bandit grinning with a beard and clutching a cocktail before leaving with the loot.
“If the person who stole it is watching this, please bring it back. Not the same without it,” she said in the video.
Lucas, meanwhile, said he doesn’t need to press fees, and merely needs the decades-old dong returned to its perch.
“We just want the thing back,” he pleaded.
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